This news left me with the difficult choice of having to choose a final post to my blog. How, I wondered, does one end their life's work and go out in style?
After agonizing over this for several days, and carefully considering all of my options, I concluded that there is but one way to put a final exclamation point on this blog. People will be talking about this for the rest of time, which is probably only a couple hours away.
Well, here it is...
Squirrels!!
Happy end of the world to you all, and to all a happy ending. May you all go out in a blaze of glory!
